slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

(via free-mywilly)

ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom

i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room

(via aimtopleaseshoottokill)

fatwink:

“you aren’t even that fat!!”

(via whalecum-home)

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

youtubers-wholock:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

this is too brilliant 

ohhh my g od

(via pretty-will-swallow-you-forever)

-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

(via g-iggle)

internetexplorers:

i want to be a super badass goth girl that wears only black and no one messes with but i also want to be sweet and wear baby pink sweaters and cute dresses and have people act all protective over me i need to find a balance

(via whalecum-home)