Hannah. 21. Lesbian. I like T&A. This blog is a mess. Welcome. Instagram: hannahbeweirdTumblr (3.0; @hpaterson)http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7dd09088569d8d38e9ec92a3fad976ee/tumblr_miytl7AXIt1qayu5no1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00392ca2524a2695d551780344c16b07/tumblr_miytl7AXIt1qayu5no2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fadab76d0941701dfaf983c7b1e75ebc/tumblr_miytl7AXIt1qayu5no3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c61810c3fab54a454ce61bb384f392fc/tumblr_miytl7AXIt1qayu5no4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thosewerethe90s.tumblr.com/post/44517417866" target="_blank">thosewerethe90s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsnotthatfunnyisit.tumblr.com/post/44467715902" target="_blank">itsnotthatfunnyisit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saraadianee.tumblr.com/post/44275095459/remember-when-baby-spice-sang-about-wearing-a" target="_blank">saraadianee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>remember when baby spice sang about wearing a condom</p> </blockquote> <p>remember when it took me over a decade to realize what she was singing about</p> </blockquote> <p>remember when I never realized this until just now</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51152087641http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51152087641Thu, 23 May 2013 11:33:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d20a17bbf97f72e2a2b341a0775666dc/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d0ca648866eff76f67287762c0ab8ec/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2c77dd0f99e26e74eca120c05706aa9a/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/481b4b7aa3a90919e97557b5b492757e/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4cad33ab61ccb8488b2d4b50579e8f2/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f20140fc88f245401bcc9036c2ea2017/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a280628df3f8d4355966caced4819968/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o7_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/45652b8c6f57ba884e5391c939eba621/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa2fae3f7e89629efe0f3157754aada1/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o9_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/580c1af4c44a275f91af5bd13f0fd02c/tumblr_mm8q5401f81qcd1l2o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fromonesurvivortoanother.tumblr.com/post/49535593578/pointlessly-gendered-items-by-sociological" target="_blank">fromonesurvivortoanother</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pinterest.com/socimages/pointlessly-gendered-products/" target="_blank">Pointlessly Gendered Items</a> - by Sociological Images (click link for more)</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51152072458http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51152072458Thu, 23 May 2013 11:33:18 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/526d4c9873bbaf8fbf6476ebe0e90ef8/tumblr_mmwlsdSL9z1qlka8ko1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51151966404http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51151966404Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://irresponsibleeyouth.tumblr.com/post/50935529435/the-trick-is-to-not-let-people-know-how-really" target="_blank">irresponsibleeyouth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51151958143http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51151958143Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:02 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bird-on-a-leash.tumblr.com/post/49889094472" target="_blank">bird-on-a-leash</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paperwhale.tumblr.com/post/49797807901/claydols-your-bra-strap-is-showing-please-hide" target="_blank">paperwhale</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/44243244902/your-bra-strap-is-showing-please-hide-it-because" target="_blank">claydols</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/ed8252c177237bfeadda00d85d82298b/tumblr_inline_mmea2zrgLM1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51151768054http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51151768054Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ca178011d17619570e2049dfaba66a/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d213c92212de4255d6457529cbb458f1/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c5fe9e6c98c7c0d5b5f4da74899b0092/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1ed1aaa15e2e87f3aa0e3f554ef0662/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e05d01c7d306ef8837c2a1c0902c4ff/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7278055e162098d53467be0c22446166/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1f21eee67c25584b0223fadfe2d7e1e/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/70e56d360fa9329f6d1785fd4894e8d5/tumblr_mmkk82IVm61qm44gao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51099791553/ryan-gosling-wont-eat-his-cereal-by-ryan-mchenry" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Ryan Gosling Won’t Eat His Cereal </strong>by Ryan McHenry [<a href="http://haphazardmedia.co.uk/" target="_blank">website</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/RyanWMcHenry" target="_blank">twitter</a>]</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohJtvuCAsp4&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank">video</a>] [h/t: <a href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>]</p></blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51100138690http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51100138690Wed, 22 May 2013 18:21:23 -0400<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F76446107&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51095220409/say-my-name-cry-me-a-river-mashup-cover-by" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Say My Name” / “Cry Me A River” Mashup</p> <p>Cover by The Neighbourhood | (<a href="http://dot.earmi.lk/oven?id=3626646&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2Ffiles2.earmilk.com%2Ftracks%2FMjAxMy0wMS9UaGUtTmVpZ2hib3VyaG9vZC0tLVNheS1NeS1OYW1lLS0tQ3J5LU1lLUEtUml2ZXItLUVNMDExMy5tcDM%3D.mp3" target="_blank">Download</a>)</p></blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099235826http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099235826Wed, 22 May 2013 18:09:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m52dgxjcY61qeev66o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099192268http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099192268Wed, 22 May 2013 18:08:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d8b32402679f6d1ab7aaadf3d9d8a69/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7af08f000331bbf0881d37ae53944467/tumblr_mn7gnki8fv1qzlc1ro2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51086326805/oops" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Oops.</p></blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099171936http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099171936Wed, 22 May 2013 18:08:29 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peevesies.tumblr.com/post/50937618246/i-went-down-to-the-middle-school-today-for-relay" target="_blank">peevesies</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099119963http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099119963Wed, 22 May 2013 18:07:48 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://magicbuffet.tumblr.com/post/51093063936/theres-a-chinese-place-around-here-called-snappy" target="_blank">magicbuffet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s a Chinese place around here called snappy dragon and i just think that is the sassiest restaurant name ever. That dragon just ain’t havin it with u all</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099028940http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51099028940Wed, 22 May 2013 18:06:33 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d5a42a862ea577df9ce043e8dc84312c/tumblr_mn5qkldPec1rcty31o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6292b5f61e06633cd42c803025853f3a/tumblr_mn5qkldPec1rcty31o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098999254http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098999254Wed, 22 May 2013 18:06:09 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c63316f91411eb4e26af40c34ddca385/tumblr_mmvwzx3ZZR1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50573821880/you-want-me-to-kill-her" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You want me to kill her?</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098990526http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098990526Wed, 22 May 2013 18:06:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2hiwmCSUR1qeh9l7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098963584http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098963584Wed, 22 May 2013 18:05:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paradisekissmyass.tumblr.com/post/50992194779/youre-a-lesbian-because-your-dad" target="_blank">paradisekissmyass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrf5noe4q1r5egmp.gif"/></p> <p>“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrf5noe4q1r5egmp.gif"/></p> <p>“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrf5noe4q1r5egmp.gif"/></p> <p>“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrf5noe4q1r5egmp.gif"/></p> <p>“You’re __ because-“</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcrf5noe4q1r5egmp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098907896http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098907896Wed, 22 May 2013 18:04:55 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vinuskar.tumblr.com/post/51056924442/hotdamngallagher-neutralmilkjotel" target="_blank">vinuskar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotdamngallagher.tumblr.com/post/51045587667/neutralmilkjotel-chloweafterdark-never" target="_blank">hotdamngallagher</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neutralmilkjotel.tumblr.com/post/51042857276/chloweafterdark-never-forget-where-you-came" target="_blank">neutralmilkjotel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chloweafterdark.tumblr.com/post/51033839305/never-forget-where-you-came-from" target="_blank">chloweafterdark</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>never forget where you came from</p> </blockquote> <p>he is a perfect human being</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m just</p> </blockquote> <p>My respect for him has just gone through the roof</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098870813http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098870813Wed, 22 May 2013 18:04:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peregr1ne.tumblr.com/post/51013116322/my-mom-is-trying-to-pick-a-colour-for-her-new" target="_blank">peregr1ne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098789760http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098789760Wed, 22 May 2013 18:03:22 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://withquestionablewit.tumblr.com/post/46714629493/being-queer-doesnt-excuse-you-from-privilege-you" target="_blank">withquestionablewit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Being queer doesn’t excuse you from privilege. You can be a white queer racist, a queer male misogynist, a cis queer trans*phobe, a wealthy queer classist, or any number of other oppressive things and the sooner you educate yourself to this the better off our whole community will be, because contrary to media depiction, queer people aren’t all white middle-class gay men!</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098767313http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098767313Wed, 22 May 2013 18:03:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itscheetahlicious.com/post/44908750831/im-really-good-at-flirting-with-people-when-im" target="_blank">illkim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them</p> </blockquote>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098715846http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098715846Wed, 22 May 2013 18:02:25 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatfunnystuff.com/post/51089963892/a-movie-where-every-line-is-a-successful-text" target="_blank">thatfunnyblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>a movie where every line is a successful text post</span></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mef6msu7h31qkudz4.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098699971http://hpaterson.tumblr.com/post/51098699971Wed, 22 May 2013 18:02:13 -0400